A foolproof guide to building a nutritious and lip-smackingly good smoothie….RECIPE


Sleeping Great Dane Puppyx )



"One by one, they pass by my space, too old, too worn, too broken, no way. Way past his time, he can’t run and play. They shake their heads slowly and go on their way. A little old man, arthritic and sore, It seems I am not wanted anymore.
I once had a home, I once had a bed, A place that was warm, and where I was fed. Now my muzzle is grey, and my eyes slowly fail. Who wants a dog so old and frail? My family decided I didn’t belong, I got in their way, my attitude was wrong.
Whatever excuse they made in their head, can’t justify how they left me for dead.
 Now I sit in this place, where day after day, the younger dogs get adopted away. When I had almost come to the end of my rope, you saw my face and I finally had hope. You saw through the gray, and the legs bent with age, and felt I still had life beyond this place. You took me home, gave me food and a bed, and shared your own pillow with my poor tired head. We snuggle and play, you talk to me low, you love me so dearly, and you want me to know.
I may have lived most of my life with another, but you outshine them with a love so much stronger. And I promise to return all the love I can give, to you, my dear person, as long as I live. I may be with you for a week, or for years, we will share many smiles, you will no doubt shed tears.
And when the time comes that God deems I must leave, I know you will cry and your heart, it will grieve. And when I arrive at the Bridge, all brand new, my thoughts and my heart will still be with you. And I will brag to all who will hear, of the person who made my last days so dear.”
- Author Unknown

I am sobbing


"Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.

Well, they’re not wrong…








I feel that anyone who believes Romeo & Juliet is about some kind of Great and Timeless Love TM* needs to see this.


If you go and actually read what Romeo says to Benvolio in the first scene, you will realize that he is only upset because HE WANTED ROSALINE’S BODY AND SHE SAID NO AND SO ROMEO WAS MOPING AND PITCHING A FIT ABOUT IT. Then, the second he lays eyes on Juliet, he’s basically saying

During the balcony scene, Romeo talks about how he scaled the wall of the garden to see Juliet. That is not romantic. That is disrespectful to her. This is a private area of the Capulet home, and Capulet built the wall around it to protect his daughter. This was a time when a woman’s virtue was the most important thing she owned. If Juliet was found with a man in this very private part of her home, everyone would think she was no longer a virgin, her reputation would be ruined, and it would be much harder, if not impossible, for her father to make a good marriage.

Speaking of good marriages, Count Paris is seen as the bad guy because he “comes between” Romeo and Juliet. Capulet had arranged for Paris to marry Juliet in 2 years time, when she would be 16, in a time when most women were already married and mothers by the time they were Juliet’s age at (almost but not quite) 14. Most fathers would have already had their daughters married by now, but he wants to wait two more years AND PARIS IS OKAY WITH THAT. Not only that, but Paris is young (her father could have had her married to a 60 year old man), titled (he’s a fucking Count), wealthy (again, he’s a count, which means Juliet will have financial stability), and, from what we see of him, he is a very good guy. Capulet could have done a LOT worse in choosing his son-in-law.

Finally, here’s something to consider: Juliet was 13, Romeo was 17. Their relationship lasted 3 days, defied their parents, and ended in the deaths of 6 people.

If I ever hear you say that Romeo and Juliet is the greatest love story ever told, I will bitch slap you.

That is all.


It wasn’t a romance. Shakespeare never wrote romances. It was a fucking tragedy you dumb cunts.

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Here are some dogs enjoying Popsicles. 

(Source: Flickr / dynamutt)


Sleeping Great Dane Puppyx )




I lost it at 0:21


Remembering Joan Rivers, in today’s daily cartoon.



These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

I would cry if I met Bill Murray too. Like, sob inconsolably.



RIP Joan Rivers.


Get to know: Cassadee Pope

(Source: everythingcassadee)



The way I dress is really about the message I want to send out to the world about who I am. Growing up in Alabama, I was black. I was poor. I was assigned male at birth — that’s how I like to put it. These things defined me, but I’m not any of these things. Clothes were a way for me to announce to the world who I was. I am not any of these things. This is who I am." - Laverne Cox

She is glorious. Beautiful. Love what she had to say about beauty politics here.  


I’ve read numerous times that Kylie uses Whirl and Faux specifically, but I included similar shades because not everyone is the same skintone and what works for her might not work for you.

To achieve the same look as Kylie, you’ll have to overline your lips with one of the liners and then you can either fill in with the lipstick of your choice or fill the whole lip with the lip liner for a more matte look. Of course, over-lining your lips is not necessary so you may want to opt for just lipstick if liner isn’t your thing.

If you want these shades in other brands look for shades that are described as muted, brownish/beige pink, and dusty.